inaugural address

Inaugural Address

January 20, 2021

To start off I would like to thank the previous president…uhh…whoever he or she was.

And I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me!

 I am so proud of myself for winning, with everyone seeing me on t.v.

So I’m going to talk about all the problems we have that I intend to fix.

Like have you seen the clothes those girls on Jersey Shore wear; honestly they need a good change. No one should be going out looking all sloppy like that. I mean I get the short clothes, ‘cause duh…that’s what’s in style! But her hair…like be for real.

Oh and another thing, like PDA. Nobody wants to see you making out in public. So obviously, I’m going to do something about it, whether the public likes it or not because guess what…I’m president now!    

And there are so  many more things wrong that I could talk about, but I’m not going to because I don’t want to and I have a hair appointment to get to! So yeah…thanks for making me president.

Deuces.